tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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