is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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