there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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