If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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