On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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