My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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