and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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