woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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