Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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