i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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