It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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