Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
