Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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