I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i believe in u and ur pee
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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