i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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