i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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