I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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