question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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