I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
