yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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