So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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