They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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