I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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