my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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