There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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