he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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