How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
