who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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