Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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