People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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