im drinking this country out of the recession.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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