ya dads aren't the best wingmen
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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