Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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