i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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