A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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