No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
