I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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