And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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