She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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