then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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