a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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