i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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