Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I have aggressive nipples.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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