I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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