dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize