Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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