Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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