You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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