More tranny stories later!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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