That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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