i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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